experience two....THAT FIE!!!!

MY GOD!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! that was my thought at the time as i bit into the plumpped and juicy hot wings that i single handedly cooked to ultimate perfection. hmm...hmm...umm!!! so delicious! the meat just falls right off of the bone in to my mouth. i can taste every bit of that just marvelous combination of seasonings and spices as well as the spicy sauce that i made. but just right before i bit into this God given gift of perfection, i inhale the sharp and tangy but spicy aroma of the hot wing, which transmitts a signal to my brain that something is something is causing my nose to tingle a bit. tears began to swell up in the belows of my eyes, not because of the stinging sensation in my nose or in my mouth. oh no... far from that! its just that ive never tasted something so good in my life.... well hot wings anyways...( mom's lasagnia is killa!) i then exhale and begin my work out on the plate full of wings that i have prepared with care and is also blanketed with a nice solid layer of cool ranch which then cancels out the tingly feeling that the spicey suace causes on my tounge. as i chomp down all but one wing, i pick up that last wing and say to it, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me.... but it is so sad that you wont be able to stick around any longer...well as a whole wing ahyways. now its time you become one with me! i then without hesitation, devour it in a matter of mere seconds. i then pick up my cold glass of water which i left in the freezer till a nice thin layer of ice appeared over the top part of the water, and quickly rush it into my mouth and down my throat to keep the constant flow of that great tasting water without stopping. i slam the cup down in the center of my plate and say to myself in my southern ghetto slang.... DEM JUNTS WAS SO FIE!!!